Discretion is key

Discretion at Agency Pink, as you probably know, is paramount. If you don't believe us, ask our girls. Here'Ourly Tilly, one of our most popular English escorts and an excellent choice for a dinner date, had to say... A friend recently asked me, “Isn’t it obvious when you are out with clients on a dinner date or whatever they have hired you?”

I tried not to be offended – my friend is sometimes blunt when asking me nosey questions about my life – I mean, does she think I look apparent? So I told her, “Do you think I look cheap then?” and she was forced to agree – cheap is the last thing you look at. Like most elite London escorts, when I go out for dates with clients, I make a considerable effort to ensure my look matches the occasion. I know what to wear and am familiar with most of the city’s best hotels, restaurants, and clubs. I pick my outfit so that I fit right in. If I have never been to the venue, I phone ahead and find out from the Maitre d’ what the dress code is. I pick out jewellery that is expensive but discreet.

I apply make-up which highlights and showcases my best features, but I always make sure it doesn’t look overdone or tarty. My favoured look is a little well-applied mascara and eyeliner, a blusher to highlight my cheekbones and a nude or red lipstick.

Beforehand, I often learn a bit about my clients—their interests, the Jobson, and where we are going—so that there will be plenty I can talk to them about. If you saw us out and about, you would think we were an ordinary couple on a date—though, of course, you might look twice at me and envy the man I’m with.

I’ve been on many dates where a client’s colleagues or friends have approached us. I have been in restaurants with clients, for example, and it just so happened that a business acquaintance of my client was in the same venue. I always meet people, so I am accustomed to greeting them, asking questions, and never revealing that I have been hired for the evening.

This happened to me recently. The acquaintance kept staring at me, and then he began asking questions—how did we know each other? Where had we met? How long had we been seeing each other? Where did I come from, etc.? I am an expert at dealing with such questions and batting them off.

I answered a few of his questions with my very plausible answers and then employed my favourite fail-safe trick – I turned it round to him, I asked him plenty of questions about himself, and it worked a charm. He lapped up the questions and the attention, and five minutes later, my client and I were able to extricate ourselves from the situation. So it’s a fail-safe plan to book a date with Agency Pink.