Escort Style Guru

Call me Lawerence Llewlyn Bowen for style or a politician with the amount of opinion that comes out of my mouth. I have seen many countries in my work and an international travel escort. I'm what you might call a bit of an escort-style guru. I don't even bat an eyelid when asked to accompany a client abroad. Once upon a time, I used to phone my elite colleagues and gush about going to New York or Milan, and I still love going to these places. However, the shine or novelty, if you like, slightly lacks lustre...unlike my passion for my job, of course.

What never gets boring for me, though, is going to client's homes. Obviously, with my regular London clients, once you've seen their impressive mansions, you can tick it off your list. But when you have a new client willing to show off his grand pad - a wave of excitement washes over me like a kid waking up on Christmas day.

I am nosey. I used to love watching the programme Cribs and seeing how pimped-out celebs' houses were. Style is personal, but some gadgets and expensive items that decorated their homes seemed excessive. "What, that old vase? Yeah, it's 8 million, but pocket change to me, baby".

"Theo", my newbie, invited me round to his Kensington pad recently and knocked my socks off with how tastefully decorated it was. 8 bedrooms, six bathrooms, four reception rooms; you get the idea. All look gorgeous and completely different. I like to think of myself as an escort-style guru, but this guy is the style god in my professional opinion.

"Theo" is an actor who specialises in foreign films so in the Far East he is a legend and has made loads of money. He told me he designed all the rooms himself and got an interior designer to put his ideas into practice. Slightly clinical in the bathrooms with more of a hotel feel, but damn, his bed was comfy. I am a tad sceptical, wondering where he found the time to do this himself. Anyway, his home was stunning and only a quick walk to the shops and some trendy bars.