Know the boundaries

Most of the time, clients' get it' and know pretty much how the 'escort scene' works and what it entails. Unfortunately, a few clients also like to push the boundaries and seem to think that 'it's ok for them' as they are 'nice guys', but they are not being 'nice' and want to test our Agency, Pink Llady's patience. Our ladies have a lot of respect for you, gentlemen, and in turn, you should have the utmost respect for our girls.

Firstly we'd like to reiterate some rules so you can realise why we insist. We don't want to discover your identity and broadcast it to the world; we want to determine if you are genuine so our London escorts don't waste their valuable time.

Don't book an Incall escort and 'forget' to tell us you have a friend with you who wants to see the exact escort for the same price. Firstly, we don't care how nice you seem to think you are; it's unsafe for one lady to receive more than one client. Let the agency know if you want to bring a friend, and we can find another lady for him.

Another trick is to book an Incall model escort and negotiate the price when you arrive. Our ladies do not appreciate a 'haggle'. She has her price and expects you to adhere to it. It is also very embarrassing when you want to knock off £50; our ladies are people, not shop-bought items!!

When you call the agency, we don't take kindly to 'withheld' numbers; we will need to contact you and text addresses if necessary. We don't store your number and certainly won't ever call you back if you have clearly stated you don't want us to. Mobiles are very 'high tech' nowadays, and information can be deleted; you can even block and unblock numbers when needed.

Hotel bookings are no different; we constantly verify the room number and name with the hotel before sending a girl. So please give your correct family name, as we can't send a lady to you. Escorts don't want the embarrassment of providing recept with the wrong name, as it does give the game away. Being discrete is what we are all about.

If our ladies walk into a room with more than one man and the agency is under the promise that there is only one, then our lady will refuse to enter the room. They will not enter the room if she feels unsafe. If a client speaks with an aggressive or demoralising tone – again, they will leave.

We hope that we have made ourselves clear!!