Lose yourself

Sometimes, the element of surprise is sexy. Sometimes, the glaringly obvious is just as sexy, and one of this evening’s clients has asked for just that.

Today’s date is with Mr Parker, a 54-year-old from Sloane Square. Mr Parker is a majorly successful writer and spends money like it’s going out of fashion. We have enjoyed many impromptu dates where he has whisked our ladies off to Paris or Milan for primary shopping therapy. 

Usually, Mr Parker likes ‘normal’ dates, but this time, he asked his companion to dress as an “escort” for their dinner at the very expensive and classy Nobu. Not your typical discrete London escort; more obvious legs and cleavage and dramatic sultry makeup and big hair. Sex on legs! He wants the cliché and people to look upon them as the attractive man and the trashy yet street brilliant scantily clad woman. He wants the outrageous flirting between us and fellow diners to witness the possible “Pretty Woman” scenario. Mr Parker is not expecting coffee at the end of the meal but to make a big show of requesting the bill whilst she nuzzles his neck. 

Our ladies have acted out this fantasy many times with various clients who like the idea of being dirty-minded with a date. Usually, these scenarios consist of turning up at their luxurious pads to strip tease in the tiniest of outfits, long trashy wigs and skyscraper stilettos and then doing whatever they want with the greatest of ease. 

This evening with Mr Parker gives him the added thrill of being in public with a “working girl”, and he has told our ladies how much the idea of being looked upon as a dirty old man is very arousing for him. 

So, if you ever need your own ‘pretty woman’, just be sure to give us a call and lose yourself with our elite London escorts.