Put on a show

Expressing yourself through dance or theatre must be as old as time. I can't think of a better way to show someone how you feel about them other than putting on a pair of dancing shoes and grinding up close to them... well, other than the obvious, we're not talking about that today.

I have been aware of the Burlesque circuit for a few years now - I have even tried it out a few times in the bedroom as I muck about with a long feather boa. Still, when you genuinely get into the intricacies of it, you start to learn that there's more to it than a few shrill shrieks and suspenders.

My client for today is Hugo. Hugo searched through many of London's top escort agencies before he found me. He comes from Sloane Square and is particularly familiar with the late eightieth and ninetieth centuries and all the glamour behind the scenes in pubs and bars. Gentlemen only, you understand. We have seen the working girls sitting on the punters, entertaining them over a brandy; even a bit of it is shown in 'Cabaret' and 'All That Jazz'. If you think about it, there is a lot of parody in London if you look hard enough.

Burlesque means a parody or joke and an extravaganza, as presented during Victorian times. Over in the USA, Burlesque became more risqué - no surprises there! The transition from parody on the old lines to striptease was gradual. At first, soubrettes showed off their figures while singing and dancing; some were less active but compensated by appearing in elaborate stage costumes - so I wanted to show him how a pair of tights, a Basque and a high kick can liven up a show.

So dressed to thrill with my brunette hair cascading down my back and a feathered fan for intimate flirting, I set my stage (a vast space and a bit of Marilyn Monroe on the stereo) and tickled his fancy. And the best bit is that curves in all the right places help with titillation. If you’ve always been curious about the art of Burlesque, why not ask our agency receptionists about the possibility of one of our ladies doing a ‘show’ for you?

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