The Beautiful Game

I love this time of year for one reason and one reason only: football celebration parties! Now, I don't know too much about the beautiful game. Still, when my clients start arranging our dates around late kick-offs or ask me to spend an afternoon watching a crucial match, the escort bookings will flood through my Mayfair apartment letterbox.

I am not one of these women who long to be a WAG. I am not looking for a footballer to run off with, and I have a grand big mansion in the Surrey countryside. I also don't need someone to fund my ever-expanding shoe collection; I love the enormous lavish parties the clubs throw. Whether Fulham or Chelsea has been thriving, there are always great do's in some fancy hotel in Central London or at an exclusive bar. These occasions are the perfect chance to parade your new Prada or Dior and to check out what the other Elite girlies are wearing. It's not a competition, merely an opportunity to see how well Agency Pink London escorts shop compared to your average WAG. I get the chance to purchase some real showstoppers in New York. Though I already go to the most incredible places to wear my finery, nothing is better than having a 'Manolo off' with your colleagues. 

My regular clients who reside in the more tasteful areas of London, like Belgravia and Hampstead, are neighbours to many athletes. Therefore, being successful in their fields or being their resident Canary Wharf financial advisers, they are usually near the top of the guest lists. As a result, I always get a request to accompany someone in this beautiful game. I may talk about my outerwear and know a healthy rivalry between the ladies is usually my game of choice. My man-friend for the evening will be looking forward to my underwear. As everyone knows, you have to team up with an LBD with minimal smalls, and the buzz of the party leaves everyone excited as they leave at 4 am.

I say 4 am, but I am required to fulfil my duties until at least 7 am, and who am I to argue when I have to play my own championship game to snare my next year’s invite?

Remember our ladies this football season. They will be able to enjoy the beautiful game with you. So could you arrange your party before our top escorts in London are all booked?