The Escort Business

I've been in the escort business for a while now, and recently, I was considering something whilst listening to a rather dull client ramble on about his fears over his company. Johnnie is a clever man who has built his empire in London by selling one small idea to a banker in Canary Wharf, and ten years later, he employs that same banker. Did you notice how I gave you the story in a nutshell? Now, he did not, and I do off thinking of it.

Anyway, he was talking about the global crisis that could impact his billions, and I got to think about what career-threatening factors could jeopardise my position. Many things affect a company, but when you run on specific merits on a personal level, you start to break into a bit of a sweat. The escort business is a whole other ball game, and the things that might impact my profession are far more personal.

1) Looks. Yes, this is a shallow world we live in, but I would not be one of the best international escorts if I looked like the back end of a bus, would I? My clients have particular requirements, so that they may pick a brunette over a blonde, a large chest over a smaller bosom or full lips over a thinner pout. If my looks suddenly changed and I had terrible skin or my hair started to frizz uncontrollably, what sort of top escort would I be?
 

2) Weight. Again, it is a shallow world we live in, but if I could not work,t then I would be the size of a house. I love eating out with clients, and no one likes a woman who picks at her food—keeping in shape is essential. I work hard and play hard to be able to maintain my figure and still eat in moderation what I like. For example, if I suddenly couldn't be active, I would kiss goodbye to my toned curves...and clients.

3) Passport. Imagine if, for some reason, I was unable to travel as an escort internationally with clients. Many of my regular clients live abroad, and my diary is booked to go to Milan or New York quite often. Therefore, if I didn't have this little book to allow me out of the country, I would lose a lot of regular work. Not to mention access to exclusive boutiques that clients have hooked me up with. Thankfully, these places have links to some great shops in London that your average Joe won't know about. As a result, I need to keep my burgundy book safe to support such ties and clients, of course.

So, you see, my dilemmas for the escort business are no laughing matters. Some are affected by economic growth or changing trends. I am influenced by the loss of La Ooks and a lost passport. It seems a little, but to me, that's my work, and you know you wouldn't want to contact a frizzy, overweight woman with the inability to travel now, don't you!?