The possessive girlfriend

Our London escorts do hear some strange stories about women from their clients sometimes. We're not going to share them with you here, of course, but we'll help you spot those crazy ones before it gets any worse for you.

Spotting the crazies can be tricky. This is true in most cases; we're sure you'll agree. After all, you're much more likely to try and hit on a girl you are attracted to physically before you find out anything at all about it. This is sad, but it's true, and it's the rules of nature. In much the same way as women are attracted to powerful men, it's survival of the fittest.

What about the craziest?

Well, here's how to spot those possessive women. When you spot any of the following behaviours, stop seeing them immediately if there's no good reason for it and book an Agency Pink escort to satiate your desire for female company.

 

• Jealousy. This is a natural emotion, but it needs to be kept in check. We all experience it, but we don't necessarily let it take over. It would help if you watched out for your girlfriend, checking who your friends are on Facebook, who is following you on Twitter and vice versa, what pictures you have "liked", etc. If she's keeping track of this, or worse still, she has attempted to read your private messages or check on your internet history; she's possessive and crazy. Please get rid of her and book one of our Agency Pink escorts!
   

• Texting. We know it's all about online behaviour and texting, etc., but that's the way of the world these days. Here, we're talking about texting. If your girlfriend is sending you constant text messages and getting peeved at you for not replying to her as often as she is sending them, this could be a warning sign, too. Not only that, if she is always writing long messages and expecting you to do the same when you're just out doing something else or you've just been with her, it's time to run!
   

• You can be friends with a woman. But if she doesn't like you having friendships with females, there may be a problem here, too. It boils down to jealousy again, and it's a whole world of crazy you don't want to get into.

So we hope we've saved a few of you out there. You'll get none of this with our escort agency, of course, just all the good stuff!